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Thursday, 1 January 2009
Hildy you are the best. Happy New Year sweetheart.

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Thursday, 20 November 2008
Can i climb in that ambulance that just went by. Maybe they can make it stop hurting.

By swamplotus 1 year, 1 month ago Add Comment
Its like i think the parking brake is connected to my tear ducts and if i squeeze hard enuf ill stop the flow.

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Some days you just shouldn't wear eyeliner. When will i learn that.

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Friday, 14 November 2008
Nice -- just passed a guy with a Howard Dean bumper sticker.

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Sunday, 9 November 2008
"What we started to remember the morning after Election Day was...: That’s not who we are." Frank Rich's column today. http://is.gd/6NYs

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Obama is the George Clooney of politics--every time you wonder how he can get cooler, he manages to impress all over again http://is.gd/6Oi1

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Obama's campaign today posted pics of him shooting hoops on Election Day. http://is.gd/6Og7

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Thursday, 23 October 2008
Just saw a BBC News segment on the latest fashion must-have: 8-inch heels. Damn.

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Wednesday, 22 October 2008
Just remembered that I saw a bumper sticker today that read, "Still mad at Yoko."

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Politico.com reports that the RNC spent $4,716.49 through September just on makeup and hair for Palin. http://zz.gd/b48cc1

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Sunday, 19 October 2008
Argh. Accidentally threw my white Radiohead tour tee printed with lyrics from Bodysnatchers in with the color load.

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Wednesday, 15 October 2008
...or the fact that I'm eating a Sloppy Joe with some Romaine lettuce and tomatoes?

By swamplotus 1 year, 2 months ago Add Comment
...the fact that there's brie in the fridge...

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...the fact that the Sunday Times is (still) on my coffee table...

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The fact that I am watching BBC World News right now...

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While you are thinking about that...

By swamplotus 1 year, 2 months ago Add Comment
...which of the following most makes one of those New York Times-reading, latte-drinking, coastal elitist liberals...

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I am full of ?s tonight. Which of the following makes me a bad American...

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Pop quiz: Who said, "Americans can always be counted on to do the right thing...after they have exhausted all other possibilities"?

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Jaikus from swamplotus

Thursday, 1 January 2009

Hildy you are the best. Happy New Year sweetheart.

Thursday, 20 November 2008

Can i climb in that ambulance that just went by. Maybe they can make it stop hurting.

Its like i think the parking brake is connected to my tear ducts and if i squeeze hard enuf ill stop the flow.

Some days you just shouldn't wear eyeliner. When will i learn that.

Friday, 14 November 2008

Nice -- just passed a guy with a Howard Dean bumper sticker.

Sunday, 9 November 2008

"What we started to remember the morning after Election Day was...: That’s not who we are." Frank Rich's column today. http://is.gd/6NYs

Obama is the George Clooney of politics--every time you wonder how he can get cooler, he manages to impress all over again http://is.gd/6Oi1

Obama's campaign today posted pics of him shooting hoops on Election Day. http://is.gd/6Og7

Thursday, 23 October 2008

Just saw a BBC News segment on the latest fashion must-have: 8-inch heels. Damn.

Wednesday, 22 October 2008

Just remembered that I saw a bumper sticker today that read, "Still mad at Yoko."

Politico.com reports that the RNC spent $4,716.49 through September just on makeup and hair for Palin. http://zz.gd/b48cc1

Sunday, 19 October 2008

Argh. Accidentally threw my white Radiohead tour tee printed with lyrics from Bodysnatchers in with the color load.

Wednesday, 15 October 2008

...or the fact that I'm eating a Sloppy Joe with some Romaine lettuce and tomatoes?

...the fact that there's brie in the fridge...

...the fact that the Sunday Times is (still) on my coffee table...

The fact that I am watching BBC World News right now...

While you are thinking about that...

...which of the following most makes one of those New York Times-reading, latte-drinking, coastal elitist liberals...

I am full of ?s tonight. Which of the following makes me a bad American...

Pop quiz: Who said, "Americans can always be counted on to do the right thing...after they have exhausted all other possibilities"?

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