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Wednesday, 15 October 2008
Pop quiz: Who said, "Americans can always be counted on to do the right thing...after they have exhausted all other possibilities"?

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Next ?: Can you rate professions based on brain-shrinkage rate? Honey, politics didn't just screw up my liver -- it shrunk my fucking brain.

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OK, two questions. First: Is my friend trying to tell me something by sending me this booze-and-shrinking-brains story ? http://is.gd/45dT

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Granted, the Jessica-Alba-in-bondage-tape would have been way hotter if her ass were involved. But it's Jessica Alba. I'm not complaining.

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RT @GoodVibesSF Bondage Tape: So Multi-Functional! http://ping.fm/Y3KNi aka damn Jessica Alba looks great in bondage tape!

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Monday, 13 October 2008
Watching Block Party. Forgot how good it is. And Dave Chappelle, where are you? We need you in general, but esp. for this prez. election

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Sunday, 12 October 2008
...and those damn hint-of-lime chips, which I just now sneaked a few of.

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My jeans are starting to fit tighter again. Note to self: Lay off breakfast sausages, home fries and fried appetizers. (Right, uh-huh...)

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Sunday, 5 October 2008
Think it's time to put Iceland on my list of places that I must visit. With spots that gorgeous, I think I can deal with the cold.

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Watching Heima. Visually stunning & unexpectedly funny, like when they show the dude who makes instruments out of rhubarb. Why not, right?

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Saturday, 4 October 2008
Thermals, gloves, winter jacket--check, check, check. Ready for my first Spartan game. (Can you tell I didn't grow up in Spartan Country?)

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Whoa. This guy on CBS just said that a glass of Guinness has less calories than a glass of skim milk. Can that possibly be true?

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Wednesday, 1 October 2008
Stephen Colbert just came down on our flip-flopper of a vowel: Choose a side, Y -- we're at war.

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Monday, 29 September 2008
Everyone should be made to talk twice as fast during brainstorming sessions so it goes faster.

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Sunday, 28 September 2008
Watching Ninja Warrior (which despite my aversion to !s, I think should be Ninja Warrior!) as I procrastinate. Don't want to work today.

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Sweet graphic at 58hours.com. Which reminds me...must find a way to get to Tokyo in two days for the next Radiohead show. Lotto tix, maybe?

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Saturday, 27 September 2008
Transported by Saeglópur...

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I requested an invite weeks and weeks ago and never heard from Jaiku. Thanks for sharing the secret password/knock/sign. Looking forward to exploring.

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Wednesday, 15 October 2008

Pop quiz: Who said, "Americans can always be counted on to do the right thing...after they have exhausted all other possibilities"?

Next ?: Can you rate professions based on brain-shrinkage rate? Honey, politics didn't just screw up my liver -- it shrunk my fucking brain.

OK, two questions. First: Is my friend trying to tell me something by sending me this booze-and-shrinking-brains story ? http://is.gd/45dT

Granted, the Jessica-Alba-in-bondage-tape would have been way hotter if her ass were involved. But it's Jessica Alba. I'm not complaining.

RT @GoodVibesSF Bondage Tape: So Multi-Functional! http://ping.fm/Y3KNi aka damn Jessica Alba looks great in bondage tape!

Monday, 13 October 2008

Watching Block Party. Forgot how good it is. And Dave Chappelle, where are you? We need you in general, but esp. for this prez. election

Sunday, 12 October 2008

...and those damn hint-of-lime chips, which I just now sneaked a few of.

My jeans are starting to fit tighter again. Note to self: Lay off breakfast sausages, home fries and fried appetizers. (Right, uh-huh...)

Sunday, 5 October 2008

Think it's time to put Iceland on my list of places that I must visit. With spots that gorgeous, I think I can deal with the cold.

Watching Heima. Visually stunning & unexpectedly funny, like when they show the dude who makes instruments out of rhubarb. Why not, right?

Saturday, 4 October 2008

Thermals, gloves, winter jacket--check, check, check. Ready for my first Spartan game. (Can you tell I didn't grow up in Spartan Country?)

Whoa. This guy on CBS just said that a glass of Guinness has less calories than a glass of skim milk. Can that possibly be true?

Wednesday, 1 October 2008

Stephen Colbert just came down on our flip-flopper of a vowel: Choose a side, Y -- we're at war.

Monday, 29 September 2008

Everyone should be made to talk twice as fast during brainstorming sessions so it goes faster.

Sunday, 28 September 2008

Watching Ninja Warrior (which despite my aversion to !s, I think should be Ninja Warrior!) as I procrastinate. Don't want to work today.

Sweet graphic at 58hours.com. Which reminds me...must find a way to get to Tokyo in two days for the next Radiohead show. Lotto tix, maybe?

Saturday, 27 September 2008

Transported by Saeglópur...

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